When guys say they are too big for a condom
When you accidentally step on your pets foot.
When the traffic jam is actually a parked car.
My grandma texted me saying she was racing today, then sent this picture
It must be true!
Just realised i entered the first stage of giving up on my social life
So in this picture we got a phenomenally sadistic and crazy ruler, born out of incest, who put an animal in a high position of power. Oh and the other kid is Joffrey Baratheon.
I can’t drink, but at least I can summon demons.
Funny pictures penguin teacher
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