Officer Paws Stop right there hooman. I said stop.
I am thankful no one blew my turkey’s head off with a shotgun.
My brother can’t leave his fridge open for 2 seconds otherwise this happens
They’ve gone too far with these mannequins and their unrealistic body standards.
This feels so wrong . . .
Applying to jobs
I’m also your… baker? Mom? Dominatrix?
SHE TOOK THE HOUSE, THE DOG AND THE 401K, BUT I STILL CONTROL THE THERMOSTAT.
Well… I think my dog is cute…
A guide to some birds you might see in your garden this summer
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