You want me to "come"? Could I just fake it like your girlfriend?
While it’s just a history book, something tells me this makes a bad décor choice
Nabisco is always pushing the limits of what is possible
It’s come to this in our relationship.
When you ask for a drawing on your pizza box
I found where my ex adopted her handjob technique from…
What a way to start 2015
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