Me try to cook
So my friend works in retail, she sent me this saying "New winter season clam muffs are out"
Opportunity Seized Today
Oh shit, Dirtbag Dave at it again.
Can you stab someone with a candy cane?
I felt a great disturbance in the Force…
I’m gonna make it, I’m gonna jump, I… DAMMIT!
I wonder if this is true.
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