I think I’d rather my wife leave her hair in the drain instead of creating shampoo toupee’s…
It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it
Newly single and people are telling me that there is "plenty of fish…"
My GPS took me 20 miles out of the way for a "restaurant"…I’m no expert but…..
My friend sent me this wallpaper, I’ve been using it for a few months now, just noticed this.
Even 20 miles away we didn’t escape the quake’s savage wrath.
Sounds about right
As to the End of the World after the Cubs won…
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