The exact moment I gave up on ballet.
How I know my timid white girl best friend has a sassy black woman as an inner monologue.
The less said the better…
I bet you wouldn’t have pulled me over if I was a polar bear.
Why haven’t I thought of this before
Googled "Swag Gandalf" – Was Not Disappointed.
OK, first you’re being a total d*ck right now
I take your Bobby Hill/Bro and raise you a Cotton Hill/random dude in parking lot.
That makes sense
Everytime I give a customer their change back.
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