Now that graduation season is upon us
I’ve worked for the post office for two years! This is a first!
Whatever floats your goat…
It’s not that deep
My parents won a pumpkin carving contest last year. Awkward…
And this is why my wife doesn’t breast feed
When falling over, never forget your jazz hands 👐
The name of this racehorse.
The root of my gambling addiction…
I don’t own one of these candles, but I imagine that it smells like my money burning at a record pace.
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