What is stopping me from logging off exactly?
Well, I guess I’m a train now.
Every single damn time I do dishes
Local traffic sign getting a little snappy.
These avocados were sold in sacks of 2
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit
Doubt I’ll see a better picture today
My roommate got wrecked last night…
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