The Long Winter
"hmm what is that? adsfjdsfpesckwecm"
Googled ‘Owen Wilson nose’. Was not disappointed.
Your friend that swears she’s "totally sober"
No corkscrew? No problem!
Bought a shirt with a compass rose on it when on vacation today. It came with this disclaimer.
Just chillin’ at the office
Black Holes Matter
The Man Grows Out of Boyhood, But the Boyhood Never Grows Out of the Man
This could have been phrased better
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