Notorious Straw Sighting
My GPS was being a little shit today in traffic
When your skin is so dry the lotion has to ask god to give it strength
Some kids hate the first day of school. Me? I was feeling FABULOUS.
Plucked this out of the woods today. It was spot on whenever I used it.
I’m going to be THAT house when I give these gems out on Halloween…
So I walked out of Starbucks… Batman on his day off.
Reasons I wear headphones at work
It’s that time of year again.
Why Microsoft really bought LinkedIn…
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