Every time my SO and I try to watch something
Rey’s action figure is till missing though
F*ck you Google and f*ck you too Urban Dictionary
But alas, none were given
“You’re mine now !”
I think my mom is a drug dealer
He’s not wrong though..
Especially at work
Can’t do it in a park.
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