For all my boys with two car seats in the back, i’ll drink one for you…
Bette Davis, the original Resting b*tch Face
That satisfaction you get from cutting down your own Festivus pole
Well they did say "make yourself at home"…
Go to Australia they said…It will be fun they said..
This kid has game.
The biggest conspiracy of all times for those who understand
One of my little students wrote me a letter, thanks I guess
Forgot to take the tag off of my new belt. Explains why that barista kept laughing.
You’re not gonna go anywhere in life with that attitude, frog.
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