I guess I got time….
Thankfully, he wore underwear that day.
Trumps kid is drinking lemonade outta the free water cup…
Dwight K. Schrute
Dear Chili’s, I’m sorry for being "That Guy" in high school. I will clean and return these someday, when I’m ready. Sincerely, That Guy.
I’ve applied to 100+ jobs in the past few months, and just now got an answer
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
The Stages Of Cat Panic
Me trying to bring In all the groceries at once.
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