Plot twist, you’re not the father!
I’ll see your new professor and raise you the Dogtors.
Lemme slap this mummy b*tch
I ask myself this every day.
Why do bad things happen to lazy people?
Never give up.
One of my favourite lines from Futurama
My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking…
Sound advice from my 5 year old son. I have taught him well.
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