"Yeah, I’m at a baseball game."
Found this in a bathroom… I couldn’t lie to the random citizen that drew this…
I’m not sure I’m ready to do this in public…..
Things work a bit different in England
This shit is supposed to say "Steal My Heart." I saw it at just the right angle
"I’ll bet you can’t lift that." "Oh yeah? Watch me!"
TV these days…
On my cake day.. no one came
Why, yes! I would like to know more about your customer loyalty programme. Does it come with a plastic card
It’s like when I take my bf’s pants off after he’s horny
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