My boss called and asked why I haven’t been to work in two days..?
Nah, you f*cking murdered it
Time to move
When I try to show of
One beer beyond peak Tinder date profile picture and you’re entering the Twilight Zone.
Now with bacon scented cats
A note to the tooth fairy
The kids kept telling me they were seeing a ghost in the second floor window.
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