Because I wouldn’t get caught dead going for a run…
My break room has an arcade game, and I’ve successfully left my mark on the high scores.
I won’t make any money today, AND I have to pay for a doctor’s visit? No thank you.
An asthma attack, maybe?
My mother-in-law met this enthusiastic fellow at a Virginia "safari park" last weekend.
At a restaurant in China
Slaving away for not enough pay.
And they say print journalism is dead…
Some marketeer at Powerball knew exactly what he was doing…
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