Relationships are successful when they’re all about b*tts
My people need me!
Size is not important
My Jimmy John’s has planetary facts under the toilet….
Tour De Walmart
Things I hate
I’m kind of a d*ck when I go shopping
Thanks for the PSA, Buzz Killington
Well that is just unfortunate for everyone involved. Sometimes we all lose.
When you’ve been on a CoD binge
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