How about a totally delicious bacon rose for breakfast?
The moment the kid realizes he is mini-me.
Katy Perry is Loki
How about some privacy?
If a train departs from Philadelphia and travels at 140 mph, accounting for the difference in time zones and the curvature of the Earth, how long can I lick my balls before dad wakes up and throws me out of bed?
Took this just in time
Found in a party rental store.
Yo dog, get in. No time to explain.
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