Didn’t mean to scare you. Just wanted a little kiss
He said "No way this is going to work" right before letting go…
Derp Level: FIVE THOUSAND
Shopping at Target. After the fifth incident of a staff member subtly nodding or waving at me, I started to wonder WTF is going on….then i realized what i was wearing.
Close a eye!
Constructing a megaphone
Finally pulling his weight
I see what you did
The New York City transit system at it’s finest.
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