Dude, ever heard of a little sharp thing called a “knife”?
I really hope they didn’t do that on a carpet.
Now I’m even more terrified of firecrackers.
This has to be a miracle of some sort.
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
I guess he doesn’t know his own strength.
The only valid use for a golf ball, in my opinion.
This is just embarrassing.
I’m pretty sure his skull left his skin for a second.
I don’t have perfectly-chiselled abs. This makes me feel better.
And then, I asked him to slap me.