The only reason I survive my workday
You had one job. And at least four hours to do it over.
It’s true, cats can be d*cks.
His palms spaghetti. Knees weak, arms spaghetti. There’s spaghetti on his spaghetti already. Mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm spaghetti. To drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetting.
Et tu Crute?
Sometimes Human Forgot the some small small things.
Just a lion licking his wiener.
A weapon of great power
Baby revenge !
The soda machine downstairs is jammed.
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