Don’t be a douche… What the hell are you gonna do with a frying pan?
Because when I think of Escaping….I think doing the dishes.
Only The Finest Journalism Can Call Itself "Popular now on Bing"
The weak must fear the strong
When a barcode doesn’t scan and the customer says "It must be free then!"
If you park in the dumpster’s spot it’s your own damn fault
I think there’s something my neighbors aren’t telling me
Wrong number, ED
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